DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN

Research suggests LAVENDER oil can offer a calming effect on your nervous system. So if you need to relax, after someone tells you to “Relax”, when you were already TOTALLY relaxed, and now you’re NOT relaxed, light your DotCalm-ing candle. Breathe in a righteous breath of STFU. Feel your inner calm come back to mamma. Nama-f’ing-ste.